The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, they have set-up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".

Tonto replies "Me see millions of stars".

"What does that tell you?" asks the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute and replies: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM. Theologically, it is evident the Lord is all-powerful and as small insignificant beings, we pale in his presence. Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning. What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then says "Tonto you idiot.......Someone has stolen our tent."

Old one but a good one! :D

Good one!!

Another old Lone Ranger joke:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto make a long, hard ride into town. They dismount and tie the horses to the rail, and the Lone Ranger notices that Silver is very hot. So he tells Tonto to run around and around Silver to stir up the air and cool Silver off.
The Lone Ranger goes on inside the tavern. In a few minutes a stranger comes in and says to the Lone Ranger, "Is that your big white horse out there?"
"yes", says the Lone Ranger.
"Well",said the stranger, "You left your Ingen running!"

That's Funny!!