BlakSpyda
07-29-2008, 01:10 PM
THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name
was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked
and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a
young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around
that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow
Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess! Think about it.
You're going to love
this!............................................. ..........
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>> >>> stone!!________________________________________
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name
was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him
Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked
and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a
young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around
that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow
Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
Why?
OH, come on... take a guess! Think about it.
You're going to love
this!............................................. ..........
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