BigGuyNH
01-22-2007, 01:41 PM
This is Really funny!! Read it out loud, and remember not everyone speak English. Especially when you are visiting a different country!!!:p
Room Service: "Morring. Roon sirbees."
L'ston Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
L'ston Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
L'ston Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
L'ston Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
L'ston Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
L'ston Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
L'ston Guest: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo wahn sahn toes??"
L'ston Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wahn sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow ingrish moppin we bodder?"
L'ston Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
L'ston Guest: "Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
L'ston Guest: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
L'ston Guest: "I mean butter...just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Yu wahn sum copy?"
L'ston Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...meel? .. You whan sumfin drin?"
L'ston Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
Room Service: "Olan jews? .. You wahn sum olan jews?"
L'ston Guest: "No Orange Juice, thankyou."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Jew oddor ib: "
Room Service: "Scramah egg, crease baykem, ingrish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
L'ston Guest: "Whatever you say..."
Room Service: "Jewish eed in rubby, neah poo, or in roon?
L'ston Guest: "No... I do not need a poo! what do you mean?"
Room Service: "Jew whan eed in roon or eed neah sweemy poo"?
L'ston Guest: "I will eat near the swimming pool, please".
Room Service: "Jews bedfas weebee Weddy in pibe miniz."
L'ston Guest: "OK. 5 minutes. Thankyou"
Room Service: "Tenjewberrymuds."
L'ston Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Solly sir.... Ten-jew-berry-muds"
L'ston Guest: "Oh! You're very welcome."
Room Service: "Morring. Roon sirbees."
L'ston Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
L'ston Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
L'ston Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
L'ston Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
L'ston Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
L'ston Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
L'ston Guest: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo wahn sahn toes??"
L'ston Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wahn sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow ingrish moppin we bodder?"
L'ston Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
L'ston Guest: "Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
L'ston Guest: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
L'ston Guest: "I mean butter...just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Yu wahn sum copy?"
L'ston Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...meel? .. You whan sumfin drin?"
L'ston Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
Room Service: "Olan jews? .. You wahn sum olan jews?"
L'ston Guest: "No Orange Juice, thankyou."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Jew oddor ib: "
Room Service: "Scramah egg, crease baykem, ingrish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
L'ston Guest: "Whatever you say..."
Room Service: "Jewish eed in rubby, neah poo, or in roon?
L'ston Guest: "No... I do not need a poo! what do you mean?"
Room Service: "Jew whan eed in roon or eed neah sweemy poo"?
L'ston Guest: "I will eat near the swimming pool, please".
Room Service: "Jews bedfas weebee Weddy in pibe miniz."
L'ston Guest: "OK. 5 minutes. Thankyou"
Room Service: "Tenjewberrymuds."
L'ston Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Solly sir.... Ten-jew-berry-muds"
L'ston Guest: "Oh! You're very welcome."