I hand over the man card :D

10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.


9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)


8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.


4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.


3. Adam needed someone to blame for the apple incident and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."


1. And the No. 1 reason of all...

(Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared...
"I can do better than that."

WHATEVER! Hahaha! ;)

:fullofit: lol

1. And the No. 1 reason of all...

(Tada ... drum roll ... fanfare . , etc.)

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared...
"I can do better than that."




I'm pretty sure that the Bible says:
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared...
"I can make someone else to do that for you."


At least mine does...... :D

I'm pretty sure that the Bible says:
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared...
"I can make someone else to do that for you."


At least mine does...... :D

Yeah pops, I like yours better.

Yeah pops, I like yours better.

If GG keeps this up, I might have to Xerox it. - LOL

Oh Georgie, you sooooo need to turn over your "man card" for that one. Im with pops, mine does all that stuff. :D

lol, I definetly need some >>>>>>> whipping, :whip: , :D

lol, I definetly need some >>>>>>> whipping,

It looks to me like you've had too much already.

You need to start showing her a little more of this :moon: and a little less of this :bow: .

It looks to me like you've had too much already.

You need to start showing her a little more of this :moon: and a little less of this :bow: .

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man thats right.:teeth:

It looks to me like you've had too much already.

You need to start showing her a little more of this :moon: and a little less of this :bow: .


lol, If it wasn't for her, I would be :051: :D , Just for putting up with me :D , and my Kids, she needs not one but a whole bunch of these, :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :ugogirl: :ugogirl: :ugogirl: