scr38
04-10-2007, 10:19 PM
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just
know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and
Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies, "Well Bruce you are only 10. Where will you two
live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can
both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a
huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old
enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance... Jenny
makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's
about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has
put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying
to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer
to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like
you have got everything all figured out. I just have one
more question for you. What will you do if the two of you
should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been
lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s*** is adorable.
know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and
Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies, "Well Bruce you are only 10. Where will you two
live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can
both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a
huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old
enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance... Jenny
makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's
about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has
put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying
to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer
to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like
you have got everything all figured out. I just have one
more question for you. What will you do if the two of you
should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been
lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s*** is adorable.