Pops
04-19-2007, 01:21 PM
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later,! the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill! , where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes, and says, "Your house!"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later,! the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill! , where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes, and says, "Your house!"