Pops
04-20-2007, 01:54 PM
Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.
The first one says, "I bought my wife a Porsche. It goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds. She loves it."
"I know what you mean," the second guy says; "I bought my wife a Ferrari that goes from 0 -100 in four seconds, and she's on cloud nine."
"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third guy. "Well, I don't want to brag," he says, "and my wife ain't too happy about it, but I bought her something that goes from 0 - 200 in two seconds flat."
"Wow," say the other two, "what was it?"
The third guy replies, "A Scale."
The first one says, "I bought my wife a Porsche. It goes from 0 to 100 in six seconds. She loves it."
"I know what you mean," the second guy says; "I bought my wife a Ferrari that goes from 0 -100 in four seconds, and she's on cloud nine."
"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third guy. "Well, I don't want to brag," he says, "and my wife ain't too happy about it, but I bought her something that goes from 0 - 200 in two seconds flat."
"Wow," say the other two, "what was it?"
The third guy replies, "A Scale."