Working people frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting now
that I'm retired.
The other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "dough-nut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.

that must have been a trip, it took me a while to stop laughing.
i feel for the owner.the joke was on Hillary.

That's a good one, I'm gonna have to try that one...then again, with my luck, I'd probably end up in jail...lol

dude that so funny. i cant wait till im retired.

Hahahahahahahaah Great joke, Wish I thought of it


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Man, you have really got something there! Retired, heck, you ought to start a career in comedy!