cpaul
11-01-2007, 10:59 AM
I found this and thought I should pass it on.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never
did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.She
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car..............
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never
did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.She
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car..............