I called Nissan Consumer Affairs yesterday, and the first thing they asked me to do was to take it in to another Nissan dealer for a second opinion. Seriously, that's what they said! I told them that I didn't need a second opinion because I have been researching the issue, and there is nothing the dealer can do at this point. I asked them to escalate the issue to a supervisor, who just called me a few minutes ago. She confirmed that this is not a feature on the 2013 models, apologized for the fact that not one, but two dealerships I visited prior to my purchase told me about these features and used them as a selling point for the car, but that there is nothing she can do except to notify the GMs of the dealerships to make sure that their salespeople are informed in the future. I asked her if there is any way that Nissan could provide an update to the system to make these functions available to us, but she said that there are no plans for that, as these options have simply been deleted on the 2013 models. I pressed the issue, saying that the options are still there (my seat still moves, my headlights still go off automatically, albeit after 45 seconds or so, I still have auto headlights, but their sensitivity is too low, and it's pretty much dark when they finally come on), but that we just don't have any access to the customization settings. It seems to me that this should be a pretty simple thing to address with a system update. I asked her if there was any way to request that Nissan perform such an update, and she said that nothing could/would be done unless they got a lot of complaints about it. I know that the Armada is not one of Nissan's top sellers, so our community is small, but if everyone who is having this issue contacts Consumer Affairs at 1-800-647-7261 (thanks, Innotech!), maybe they will do something about it. I have to say, I am very disappointed in my first carbuying experience with Nissan. You can't just sell someone a car with a bunch of bells and whistles and then tell them that you made a mistake and you're just going to (very conveniently) take those pages out of the owners manual after the fact. It really is BS. Those features, while small to some, are part of the reason I bought this car instead of a Toyota Sequoia. It really makes me mad that I was sold a car that doesn't have all of the features I was promised. And they can't really blame it on the dealers, either, as the dealers were told that these features were included as well.