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> Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying on Christmas and Thanksgiving:
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> Talk about a huge breast!
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> Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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> It's Cool Whip time!
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> If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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> Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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> I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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> Are you ready for seconds yet?
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> It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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> Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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> Don't play with your meat.
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> How long will it take after you stick it in?
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> You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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> Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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> That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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> Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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> Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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> I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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> You still have a little bit on your chin.
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> How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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LMAO, that's great.
 
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